Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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