Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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