your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
