I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I need moral support for this bender
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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