smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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