Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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