I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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