your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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