Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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