Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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