So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Randomize
