What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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