Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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