You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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