Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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