I just cut my nipple shaving
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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