Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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