what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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