airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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