Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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