I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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