Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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