i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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