My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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