please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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