69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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