It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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