why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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