So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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