I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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