We're like a lot better than the average bears
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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