i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
why is half of my head shaved?
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