Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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