matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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