The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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