I met the friendliest cop last night
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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