i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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