I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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