I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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