He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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