Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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