What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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