Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
