This girl is more easily done than said...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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