I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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