Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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