Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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