There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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