allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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