I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize