Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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