I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
