So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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