I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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