Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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