If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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