whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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