Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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