why didn't you poke me back
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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