I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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